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sarah531:

…am I right

#You
know I agree with all of this except Melissa but the problem is no
matter how much I think about it I cannot conclude WHERE she belongs#Like it could be any of them#She’d ABSOLUTELY do any of those just…depends on where she’s At that day#There’s no Wrong place to put her I’m just stumped on how that makes it feel like there’s no Right place to put her?#But
also there being no Wrong place means they’re all the Right place cause
you can’t go wrong so there’s only Right Choices left#Like she’d be ‘We’ve got food at home’ with Tandy no question#Even if she wanted it…she’d deny herself it just to spite him#’No Tandy we’re good’#(I
don’t know why she’s with a character from the show in this scenario
since this is obviously an AU where the apocalypse didn’t happen#(Whatever ungodly force shoves all these people together into the same weird family unit in that universe is terrifying)#Actually no she’d do the coffee one with Tandy what am I even thinking#No way to more finely rub it in than to tempt him with proximity#Anyway
that’s all I got my brain has no more for me but she could be anywhere
on this graph but definitely black coffee w/ Tandy#…Melissa would drop him off at home and go back and get herself a happy meal#I guess they’re neighbours in this scenario cause she eats it outside so he’ll see her from next door and he’ll Know

These are FANTASTIC tags and also heck I got so stuck on Melissa because she’s pragmatic (”We have food at home”) she’s ruthless/kinda mean sometimes (*orders single black coffee and leaves*) AND she’s good with children and would totally take them to McDonalds probably??? And has a childish streak herself?

(I love Complicated Female Characters a looooot I love Melissa)

also these tags remind me of the time when Melissa put that beer juuuust out of Tandy’s reach and left him to dehydrate in the sun which is pretty much torture tactics holy shit Melissa you’re a Problematic Fave