I like to think occasionally Stakar gets on the intercom and sets up a joke, and you can just hear the entire ship groan in unison
If you hear crashing over the intercom, that means Aleta is home and kicked Stakar’s ass before he could get past the set up and to the actual joke, and everybody sighs in relief across the whole ship.
At least Yondu can be heard saying loudly “Fuckin’ thank ye!”
Okay, but like. In a universe where Yondu wasn’t exiled – one day, after he’s flown the nest of his own accord, Stakar gets a comm call from Yondu. He’s getting a touch concerned because Yondu’s just sitting there, quiet and small and very un-Yondu like. Just as he’s about to start sending assist ships to converge on his location, assuming there’s been a mutiny or something equally dire, Yondu says in this really desolate voice : “Peter said ‘I’m hungry’ today. An’ I said ‘Hi hungry, i’m captain.”
