a couple of random disneyland things:

– met a child who was adamant that Timon’s name was Randy, called him Randy throughout

– saw a guy try to lift Donald Duck up for whatever bizarre reason, he immediately got yelled at by the staff & then apologised to Donald Duck by name

– went on Crush’s Coaster and realised too late that it was really a proper rollercoaster and I had nowhere to put my phone, I put it in my bra and spent the whole ride terrified that it would fly out and whack someone/break the ride

– Crush’s Coaster is really good btw, lack of phone storage aside

– jar jar binks, of all people, is included on the Star Tours ride