my Favorite B99 bts story is that Melissa Fumero and Eva Longoria had a sleepover in the house they used for Road Trip the night before they shot it. It was just them and the creepy dolls

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A LIST OF EXCELLENT B99 CAST STORIES/~~THINGS~~ FROM MEMORY:

– as u said, that time Eva Longoria and Melissa Fumero had a slumber party at the Weird Doll Hotel

– Stephanie Beatriz snapchatting pics of her and Samberg’s glasses on a table like “the glasses are best friends!”

– Terry Crews constantly talking about how much he loves everyone

– actually tbh everyone always yelling abt how much they love each other

– The Great Chicken Wing Debate circa Johnny and Dora (2015)

– Nobody Told Melissa That Samberg Was Gonna Do The Thing And So Her Reaction Is Genuine

– that time Chelsea Peretti tried to prank Sambs by stealing his name tag tape and he retaliated by sticking /her/ name tag tape on a trash can

– Eva Longoria accidentally made Andy Samberg’s lip bleed in that one scene lmaooo

– Jake’s “cool cool cool cool cool cool” is a thing that he’d actually do on set which they incorporated into the character

– Samberg ruining scenes by suddenly screaming at Fumeros pregnant belly out of nowhere as if Jake only just noticed its presence

– the fact that Samberg actually used to own a pet turtle as a child

– that one picture of Joe Lo Truglio, Stephanie Beatriz and Melissa Fumero and …… The pizza?

– that one that looks like a Renaissance painting okay

– s o m a N y RI d ic u l O U s se l fi es

– IMMA JUST LEAVE MY WAILING BABY IN UR DRESSING ROOM HOMIE THIS IS GONNA BE SUCH A GREAT PRANK