a guide to my most noteworthy fallout 4 settlements

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Sanctuary: Where my house is. I have like a bunch of Miniguns and Missle Launchers stored there so let’s hope no-one steals them. Some random woman keeps coming into my house and sleeping on my bed opposite my Bobbleheads and I can’t tell her to get lost

Tenpines Bluff: This place is too small to do anything to. I come by sometimes and take all their tatos

Starlight Drive-In: THIS IS THE BEST ONE. Lots of space to build and lots of space to plant stuff, so now it is actually quite green and lovely looking. I think there might be a few corpses decaying in its one proper building though

The Castle: After defeating that bloody Mirelurk Queen I tried to make the Castle my new home but it’s not really home-y enough for that. Plus there’s an angry robot hiding in the basement

Hangman’s Alley: Didn’t look like much to start with but is basically a HUGE KICK-ASS CLIMBING FRAME WITH BEDS AND VERY POOR HEALTH AND SAFETY STANDARDS now

Nordhagen Beach: They keep sending me to kill their Ghouls, but the Ghouls keep coming back and I don’t know how much longer I can be bothered to kill them

Abernathy Farm: THERE IS A CAT HERE

Covenant: Everyone here tried to kill me, so I killed them back and stacked their corpses outside as a warning to others. Two Raider corpses have since joined them. It’s a lovely place if you never go out the gate

Sunshine Tidings: Due to a glitch Sunshine Tidings is covered in Ghoul corpses that you can’t remove, it is a hideous disgusting ironically-named place