I’m looking at River’s page on the TARDIS Wiki and
River’s diary showed she had met the First Doctor at 76 Totter’s Lane. When she heard Susan Foreman’s voice calling, “Grandfather?” she wrote, “My hand leapt to the manipulator and I got out of there in a shot. That is a conversation I am not ready for yet!”
and
River met the first nine incarnations that went by “the Doctor”, but erased his memories of her with mnemosine recall-wipe vapour to avoid corrupting his timeline. Her opinions on the Doctors were varied:
First Doctor – She considered this incarnation to be boring, because he spent his time hanging out with teachers.
Second Doctor – This was the incarnation that she held the most animosity toward, after he offered to show her “this cool place on Telos”. She angrily wrote, “I saw right through that (and I hope he chokes on that recorder).”
aND
Fifth Doctor – She noticed his obsession with the Eye of Orion, which she was misled to believe was a nightclub.
EVEN BETTER
River once encountered Zygons and taunted them by saying, “What’s up, suckers?”
ALSO NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WERE COMICS AND OTHER STORIES WITH MELS
Mels held the school record for confiscated property. She once had Amy and Rory cause a distraction so she could sneak her confiscated items out of the teachers’ supply closet and then escaped over the roof and through the window of the teachers’ loo.
REALLY THOUGH
One year, after Veronica stole Amelia’s Raggedy Doctor doll, Mels dressed up in a mask and proclaimed herself “the Sheep of Doom.” She successfully scared Veronica into giving Amelia her doll back, but not before beheading it.
COME ON
After the school nativity play in which her parents played Mary and Joseph, Mels presented her mother with her repaired Raggedy Doctor doll and agreed with her grandfather that Amelia and Rory made a “lovely couple.”
If anyone wants to read the Mels nativity story, I have it here!