Here’s a list of instructions for when I’m human:

  • One. Don’t let me hurt anyone. We can’t have that, but you know what humans are like.
  • Two. Don’t worry about the Tardis. I’ll put it on Emergency power so they can’t detect it. Just let it hide away.
  • Four. No, wait a minute…
  • Three. No getting involved in big historical events.
  • Four. You. Don’t let me abandon you.