For those who don’t know, Broken Steel in Fallout 3 has you ride a metro train.
What’s interesting is this isn’t actually a train ride. What it does is forcibly equip the player with a hat, a train hat, that gives them then appearance of a train, and then plays an idle animation that is said train moving. It’s a brilliant if hackey solution.
So I thought “hey, train hat, train armor” and went with it. What this means now is that I am a train.
I find it quite funny, especially that Caesar’s scouts are sending him reports that they’re being slaughtered by a train.
Like a literal train.
What the fuck is wrong with Bethesda?