Things I can’t imagine

-Clara telling anyone, even as a joke, to ‘let the others die first’

-Amy looking after two teenagers (at least not without leading them straight into mischief and probably danger)

-River calling the TARDIS a ‘cow’ and mocking it

-Amy telling the Doctor ‘you embarrass me’

-River describing herself as having ‘a bubbly personality’

-Clara hitting the Doctor with a baseball bat and then trapping his necktie in a door

-River looking at a little girl crying and saying ‘So?’

-Amy announcing she did something ‘disgracefully’

-River asking Queen Neferiti for a high-five

-Clara being a kissogram

-Amy, having being told by the Doctor to remain where she is and not to argue, responding with a scared ‘I’m not’ and proceeding to obey him

-Clara continuing to kiss, and trying to undress, the Doctor or indeed any person after they’ve said no

River barely being able to connect a computer to the Internet