so a really horrific thing happened to me today
u know how iphones have that function where u can select text and itll have siri read it back to you. so i get motion sickness when im on the bus so i cant read when im on one, so sometimes ill select a bunch of text from a fic and just listen. instant audio book! i thought i was so clever. so i’m in this really gnarly stevebucky fic, the smut’s just getting good, i’m smirking all smug and shit cus im liek hell yeah hell yeah and i turn the volume up all the way but it wasn’t getting as loud as usual so i was like huh my headphones are probably busted but whatever
then the person beside me taps me on the shoulder and lets me know that my headphones werent plugged all the way in
everyone sitting around me on that bus had to listen to my phone blasting about steve’s pounding bucky’s asshole
i’m never leaving my house again
the end