Waterloo Road (Series 7, Spring Term) In Five Minutes
MICHAEL: Hello everyone, I’m going to turn this school around!
MICHAEL’S DREAM: *stab stab stabbity stab*
PHOENIX: So, our Nan’s dead. We’re gonna have to go live with our alcoholic father, bro.
HARLEY: *cries*
MICHAEL: Don’t worry, your alcoholic father has agreed to take you in!
PHOENIX: THAT WAS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT WE WANTED
SIAN: I used to date Michael, but now I’ve married this jerk.
THIS JERK JEZ: *alienates his son and cheats at rugby*
SIAN: Wait, I love Michael!
LINDA: I love Michael!
MADI: I hate Sian!
JEZ: I hate Michael!
MICHAEL: And I hate…doors.
RONAN: Vicki, all this studying and trying to improve your life that you’re doing, it’s kind of weirding me out.
VICKI: Ronan, come check out what’s in this science book!…It’s a list of the FUCKS I DO NOT GIVE.
FINN: My last girlfriend died tragically, so I could use a new one. How about you, Trudi?
TRUDI: Go on then. I must warn you, though, I come with an angry brother.
TARIQ: HOW DARE YOU MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS TRUDI THAT IS DISGUSTING OMG
MICHAEL: *makes TARIQ Head Boy*
CHALKY: I really like you, Janeece! Can we date?
JANEECE: That’s so sweet! But I only like you as a good friend.
CHALKY *calls her a slag, spreads nasty rumours about her and insults her on Facebook does not do any of that, because he is a GENINUE NICE GUY*
RONAN: So, what’s actually going on with us…?
[VICKI hits RONAN, then turns around and walks into a DOOR, giving herself a BLACK EYE and making people suspicious that RONAN has HIT HER]
RONAN: What are the chances of that?
SCOUT: Hi, I’m a teenager with no references or qualifications. Can I lie my way into a job with you?
MIA: Sure, why not?
SCOUT: What are the chances of that?
MICHAEL: Oh, I also hate the guy who stabbed me.
GUY WHO STABBED HIM: *gets hit by car*
MICHAEL: WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF…I’m not even gonna say it.
LINDA: STALKING POWERS ACTIVATE
MICHAEL: omg
CHALKY: omg girls like me!
PHOENIX: Wait, I was doing something in this Michael/Linda storyline, right?
RONAN: At least me and Vicki parted on amicable terms…I guess?
EMILY: SCOUT I LOOOOOVE YOU
LINDA: So it turns out I’m what you’d call a bunny-boiler…which is ironic, because I did actually have a pet bunny.
MICHAEL: noooooooooooooo
SERIES: *ends*
June 12, 2012 @ 8:52 pm
Oh, Waterloo Road. I love your summaries; keep up the good work! EMILY: SCOUT I LOOOOOVE YOU When Emily said she wasn’t going to lose another sister, my first thought was ‘…wow, I seriously misread that dynamic’. I don’t think I’ve ever been so puzzled by two characters’ failure to kiss before.
June 13, 2012 @ 11:07 pm
Aw thank you! :D I really thought Scout and Emily would end up dating. As it was…their whole relationship just kind of fizzed out. :(