world war z
Hollywood Executive 1: We have a book here called ‘World War Z’, it deals with the global impact of a zombie outbreak, features many different cultures and politics, explores the stories of many countries-
Hollywood Executive 2: Yes! I’m seeing, “White American Man Saves World From Zombies”
HE1: No, it’s not about-
HE2: Get me Brad Pitt on the phone!
HE: No, you’ve missed the point entirely-
HE2: There aren’t nearly enough movies about a man protecting his wife and kids from danger! We need to get Brad Pitt an adorable family! Is Angelina busy? Yes? Get me someone else!
HE1: But there’s a huge, diverse cast in this book-
HE2: WHITE AMERICAN MAN. PURE BOX OFFICE GOLD.
HE1: Look, can we at least get the actual zombies right-
HE2: PURE. GOLD.