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Black Mirror: White Bear

Okay, so as soon as this episode got going it was easy to guess there would be some sort of twist? We tried to work out what it was. My boyfriend guessed that all the characters were actually inside some giant computer program, and Victoria was a virus, and the hunters were just particularly stylish/creative anti-virus programs-

-he wasn’t that far off, actually.

Actually Victoria was a child-killer, or one half of a duo of child-killers- her boyfriend killed a little girl while she filmed it. Now she’s basically condemned to her own personal hell, locked up in the ‘White Bear Justice Park’ and running for her life everyday from crazed killers and senseless phone-carrying zombies filming her, before her memory is erased and she has to do it all over again. Wait, it gets worse! The Justice Park is open to the public, where visitors are encouraged to pick up their phones and follow Victoria around at a distance, filming her terror. Later they get to hurl things at her while she’s behind glass. There are kids there, too, so this is obviously considered a fun family day out-

Ouch.

Definitely a response to the discourse on the death penalty that pops up whenever something really bad and involving a child happens in Britain. Victoria wasn’t actually punished with death, but at the end we see her begging for it. The actors involved in the Justice Park (lulling her into a false sense of security before trying to kill her, chasing her with masks and chainsaws…) seem to be enjoying themselves a little too much. There’s a stall where people can buy blood-covered sponges to throw at Victoria. (For £2.) At what point has she been punished enough? Probably never, no-one seems like they’re going to stop anytime soon and it must be a pretty good moneymaker.

So yes. All very…line-blurry. And the details of what Victoria actually did to the girl were left pretty vague, it seemed like her (now dead) boyfriend actually commited the crime and she ‘just’ filmed it without intervening. Will people eventually get tired of watching her cower in terror and they’ll move a new criminal in? Will she eventually just die from the terror and the stress? (Lenora Crichlow deserves all the BAFTAs for this, by the way.) What exactly was Victoria’s relation to her victim, since she was apparently close enough to her to film her playing happily in a house once?

I remember ages ago I read an interview with Martin Freeman where the Bulger killers were brought up for some reason, and he said he’d have stoned those kids to death given half the chance. If you know about that case, you probably know that’s not an uncommon reaction, but it’s what I was thinking of during this episode…that park got everyone to join in with the stone-throwing, and they all seemed pretty happy about it…

American Dad

I used to really love American Dad. I hate Family Guy, but I love American Dad…it actually tried to have a point sometimes, which was nice. And I liked the characters. But now I’ve just finished Series Six, and I don’t really like it anymore. Not the way I used to…

The episode “White Rice” kind of did it for me. In addition to the racism…it starts with the concept that Stan has been wiping Francine’s mind every year, without her consent, so she won’t bring up anything he doesn’t want to talk about. That’s disturbing enough on its own, but when Francine’s memories come back there’s a brief flashback scene of Francine and Stan with baby Hayley and another baby her age. Francine says “Should we get Hayley and Bailey vaccinated?” and Stan says “I’ll think about it.” (Or something along those lines.) And obviously Hayley has no twin that we know of, so, um…

…Stan didn’t vaccinate one of his children, the baby died, and he wiped his wife’s memory of it? That’s WAY OFF the disturb-o-meter. And it’s not mentioned again, not by Francine or anyone, it’s just a throwaway joke. A really disturbing throwaway joke. And it’s actually managed to put me off the entire show, sigh.

That, the increased number of fart/vomit/animal-killing jokes, and the increasing streak of misogyny (girls are only worth something if they’re pretty and sometimes not even then) has kind of…made me hate it a bit. I still like the old episodes, but, yeah. Sigh.

Eternal Law

(That new ITV drama about lawyer angels. Anyone…no…?)

Full of gaping gaps in logic and bad dialogue, and yet I LOVED it. I really adored the main character, mostly. I like fish-out-of-water stories, and people who go around being awestruck at ladybirds. Plus, you know- it’s angels and demons who are lawyers. I was sold from the first shot.

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Did anyone catch Charlie Brooker’s Black Mirror last night? I thought it was really good. Very disturbing, but very good.

I think my view of human life is more optimistic than Brooker’s is, though. I can’t see so many people watching a man in mental agony for hours, not turning off their screens. Not so many. Surely…

And that twist at the end was nasty. Before that, I was almost expecting it to be the princess herself who was behind it all- she’d grown tired of the pressures on her and decided to mix things up a bit, or something along those lines. Like a comment on how Kate Middleton and Diana before her were expected to act- loved by all, the People’s Princess, all that jazz. But no, it wasn’t that. It was a test of society, and we didn’t come out of it well…

Hey, would you watch the tape of the Prime Minister doing what he had to do? What if it was David Cameron?

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Been watching Marchlands…it turned out to be really brilliant, although the ending was maybe a bit of a letdown. Not by much, but I was convinced Alice was murdered, or that the deaf girl killed her by accident, but the big secret was just…her granddad was having an affair. And that was mostly it.

I did like that Alice’s motivation in the 1980s was actually to save Scott, though. Maybe even the cat she killed was supposed to be a warning.

And River Song was in it!