someone: [presenting misinformation about a special interest of mine that I have an unhealthy obsession with researching]
me, internally: aw jeez, stay cool. stay cool. you WILL look like a know-it-all. just don’t. don’t do it. stay cool.
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: [voice cracking] Actually,
Stop saying “Manos” the Hands of Fate made John Reynolds kill himself please and thank you