Ahead of the release of Crash 4 tomorrow, I decided to complete Crash Bandicoot 1 for the second time. It was SO. HARD. I managed to do Stormy Ascent okay but Slippery Climb was the WORST. The WORSSSST. It has the most hideous most unfathomable bonus level of the whole game. When I got to the end I nearly fell on my knees and cried.
Hey it’s here!
And yes there already was technically a Crash Bandicoot 4 but it remains forgotten for whatever reason, I played it as a kid and it wasn’t that bad, a lot of it was quite fun? Eh whatever dudes.
Well, today has been rough for many reasons… but hey three bits of good news!
One, there’s going to be another Red Dwarf documentary:
Two, there’s probably going to be a new Crash Bandicoot game:
Katie Hopkins finally, finally, oh thank god finally will have to take her bile and hatred somewhere else, SHE’S BEEN BANNED FROM TWITTER!
CRASH BANDICOOT, PlayStation 1.
Two of my favorite PS1 games: “Crash Bandicoot” and “Spyro”