I didn’t wanna leave that party, I was enjoying it, it was great!
But you can’t taste anything, you smoke eight bajillion cigarettes a day!
get to know me meme – [1/5] favourite tv shows → Black Books (2000-2004)
“What do they want from me? Why can’t they leave me alone? I mean, what do they want from me? [They want to buy books.] Yeah, but why me? Why do they come to me?”
– Bernard, you can’t survive on the mushrooms in your hair!
– I’m FINE.
Black Books / Bernard’s service policy