awwww

fozmeadows:

these-are-the-first-steps:

jedimistress:

nonibear11:

Here is the video where all of those wonderful John Boyega gifs are coming from. He is surprising unsuspecting fans for the Omaze/Force for Change red carpet experience. It’s really funny!

This is the CUTEST THING EVER! John has so much fun with the whole Star Wars fan thing. I also can’t get over his true accent – he totally nails the American accent in TFA and sometimes I forget he’s actually British. 

this is too adorable for words

MY SKIN IS CLEAR, MY CROPS ARE WATERED

so there are lots of good pictures of baby peacocks practicing displaying

naamahdarling:

arachnomatic:

lookatthisbabybird:

(i found most of these on google image search but thought they were important to show the world)

this is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.

I love it.

When they’re this age or a little older, they’ll display at anything roughly their size: chickens, cats, work boots…

OH! NO!

It somehow never occurred to me that this would be a thing
thank you for sharing this OP my life has been enriched

jrr tolkien: i really love my wife. i will make her into a beautiful, unearthly half-angel princess who beat satan almost single-handedly and won an argument with the keeper of the halls of the dead
jrr tolkien: i really love my best friend. i will make him into a grumpy old tree who never gets to the point

[via daisyachain]

The neural network generated pickup lines that are actually kind of adorable

lewisandquark:

bob-artist:

lewisandquark:

So it occurred to me that the same neural network framework I’ve trained on recipes, Pokemon, superhero names, and Irish tune names might be able to write pick up lines as well.

Gathering the dataset was much more painful than I had expected – I hadn’t really read many of these before, and most were obscene, or aggressive, or kind of insulting. I began to regret the whole project.

But although the neural network figured out the basic forms “You must be a … because….” or “Hey baby, wanna…” it never learned to generate the worst lines – most of these were based on wordplay that it didn’t have a chance of reproducing. 

Instead, it began to generate lines that varied from incomprehensible to surreal to kind of adorable:

Are you a 4loce? Because you’re so hot!
I want to get my heart with you.
You are so beautiful that you know what I mean.
I have a cenver? Because I just stowe must your worms.
Hey baby, I’m swirked to gave ever to say it for drive. 
If I were to ask you out?
You must be a tringle? Cause you’re the only thing here.
I’m not on your wears, but I want to see your start.
You are so beautiful that you make me feel better to see you.
Hey baby, you’re to be a key? Because I can bear your toot?
I don’t know you.
I have to give you a book, because you’re the only thing in your eyes.
Are you a candle? Because you’re so hot of the looks with you.
I want to see you to my heart.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I have a price tighting.
I have a really falling for you.
Your beauty have a fine to me.
Are you a camera? Because I want to see the most beautiful than you.
I had a come to got your heart.
You’re so beautiful that you say a bat on me and baby.
You look like a thing and I love you.
Hello.

I can’t not picture these pickup lines being spoken by really pathetic robots. So… I couldn’t resist:

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Awww the little wheels on the one with the flower!