jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
- I’m the best to ever do it
- Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
- No one’s ever done it like me
- I could be President/they should make me President
- Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
- The public wants to be me soooooo bad
- I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
- How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
- Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
- I’m being sabotaged