“Are you a man or a woman?”
One: Hmph!
Two: That you would even have to ask! (Does nothing whatsoever to clear the matter up)
Three: Huh, I suppose I look like a man today. Do you think the Master noticed?
Four: The impertinence!
Five: *long infodump about the gender systems on various planets that never actually gets back to his*
Six: Really! Clearly I am a [loud noise as a train passes feet away regardless of the location you are currently in]
Seven: I’m a Time Lord.
Eight: No, my gender is very complex. It’s a Time Lord thing, you wouldn’t understand (the Time Lords have no clue on Gallifrey what he’s talking about)
War: *incoherent grumbles*
Nine: Man, if you must. Now run!
Ten: I don’t even know myself some days. *stares sadly into the middle distance for an uncomfortably long time*
Eleven: Would you know, no one has asked me that since I’ve regenerated! (Doesn’t answer the question)
Twelve: Wouldn’t you like to know 😠
Thirteen: There does seem to be some amount of confusion about that lately. (Does nothing whatsoever to clear the matter up)
Fourteen: *grins wildly and describes his exact gender in about twenty microlabels*
Fifteen: Babes, I’m the Doctor 😉