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ID: a tweet by Joseph Scrimshaw (verified) @josephscrimshaw, minor typo edit for readability.

Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital devices are like, “What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is.”

And my stove is left blinking and screaming, “IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY’RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!”

/ end ID