michaeldrawrrett:

 

“Aw gee, what a beautiful Castle, da detailing on the buttresses, phenomenal. Now, sir, I don’t mean tuh be rude, but this certificate says you’ve been dead since 1896 – A pretty extreme clerical error, wouldn’t you agree? Oh, is my breath makin’ you uncomfortable, sir? It’s this terrific Linguine my wife makes – Extra Garlic.“ 

This year for a Hallowe’en party I went as ‘Vampire Hunter C’, complete with a bloody, supernatural trophy from his latest HUNT (Which will air next week on NBC circa 1976, 90 minutes with ads, Jack Cassidy guest stars as ‘Baron Von Sanguine’)

 

This is DELIGHTFUL