welcome to the internet
See I don’t actually know who Bo Burnham is (or I didn’t) but this song came up on a YouTube playlist and I fast became obsessed with it.
Just the PERFECT song about… all this. Turns out there’s numerous parodies of it around YouTube so hopefully the real Bo Burnham doesn’t mind that I wrote a couple extra verses just for, uh, “fun.” Here they are. The internet in 2022:
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Welcome to the internet
Clearly state your goal
You could meet your dearest friend or lose your fucking soul
We see you! We hear you! We understand strife
Just don’t you ever try that shit
In real life
Welcome to the internet
Try not to be mad
This is what you asked for
So we took all that you had
Can I interest you in everything all of the time?
Anything and everything all of the – CREATE A PAID ACCOUNT TO ACCESS THE REST OF THIS SONG