welcome to the internet

See I don’t actually know who Bo Burnham is (or I didn’t) but this song came up on a YouTube playlist and I fast became obsessed with it.

Just the PERFECT song about… all this. Turns out there’s numerous parodies of it around YouTube so hopefully the real Bo Burnham doesn’t mind that I wrote a couple extra verses just for, uh, “fun.” Here they are. The internet in 2022:


Welcome to the internet

Clearly state your goal

You could meet your dearest friend or lose your fucking soul

We see you! We hear you! We understand strife

Just don’t you ever try that shit

In real life

Welcome to the internet

Try not to be mad

This is what you asked for

So we took all that you had

Can I interest you in everything all of the time?

Anything and everything all of the – CREATE A PAID ACCOUNT TO ACCESS THE REST OF THIS SONG