aHem can we just talk about how in “The End” when Rimmer and Lister first meet Cat, Rimmer instantly goes into protect mode?!

Like excuuuse me, 1) Rimmer is an absolute coward and 2) He apparently ‘hates’ Lister.

So why the smeg did he decide to run at Cat at full speed? Surely, if he really hated Lister, he would’ve just let Cat at him? Or even if he was a teensy weensy bit brave, jumped in front of him instead of running at him like a soldier with a bayonet? I mean obviously I get the joke that he runs through him and blah but let’s just forget that and actually think about it: he tried to protect Lister.