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LISTER: Where’s everybody Hol?

HOLLY: They’re cake Dave.

LISTER: Who is?

HOLLY: Everybody Dave.

LISTER: What, Captain Hollister?

HOLLY: Everybody’s cake Dave.

LISTER: What, Todhunter?

HOLLY: Everybody’s cake, Dave.

LISTER: What, Selby?

HOLLY: They’re all cake. Everybody’s cake, Dave.

LISTER: Petersen isn’t, is he?

HOLLY: Everybody is *cake*, Dave.

LISTER: Not Chen?

HOLLY: Gordon Bennett! Yes! Chen, everybody. Everybody’s cake, Dave.

LISTER: Rimmer?

HOLLY: He’s cake, Dave. Everybody’s cake. Everybody is cake, Dave!

LISTER: Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody’s cake?