reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn


Things Which Happen To Be Underwater. (Not even threatening things, or alive things. When I was a kid I went to Legoland and I remember being terrified of a Lego swan which was submerged in a lake. What’s a Lego swan gonna do to ya? It’s less dangerous than a real swan.)