Today I learned that Never Rest, a notorious public safety
film shown to rural British kids in the ‘90s to teach them about farm
safety and very possibly scare them into never leaving the house again,
is available on YouTube!

…Until I hit adulthood I quite literally thought I had imagined Never Rest,
because no way teachers would ever show six-year-old children a film
where other children get their arms ripped off or crushed to death, right?
Right? But it was real! It exists! And I cannot bring myself to watch it
again because my child self was so goddamn scared of it! I suppose it did its job at least