water-chipped:

whatever else happens in vault 76, i hope these damn trophies are canon

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“Best Looking Hair”

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Cleanest Toilet Award

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“Performance Award: Vault Hall Monitor”

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“Outstanding Achievement Award: In appreciation for your commitment and dedication to our isolation program. Sacrificing many so some can live.”

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“Excellence in Bravery: In recognition of the canned mystery meat experiment. You volunteered to eat when no one else would. We are proud of you and glad you are not dead.”

yikes

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“Annual Vault Halloween Costume Contest 1st Place”