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write-like-an-american:

My cockerel, Peter Quill, is on Death Row. My neighbors keep complaining about the noise he makes, because when you move to the countryside you apparently don’t expect animals to make sounds. 

This is a very long shot, but if anyone in the UK wants a cockerel – preferably someone with experience and space to keep chickens, or at least someone who’s willing to learn – please do get in touch with me. My mum’s also going to be putting up adverts, so we’ll see what we can do.