averyterrible:

I was in the line to see Black Panther when a particularly angry “urban” youth walked up to me and said “I am a fictional character in a self serving narrative you’ve invented to put forward a racist fantasy of victimhood” and stabbed me. Writing this bleeding out on the pavement

Somehow I was able to photograph my immediate injuries with artistic flair, in excellent lighting, while using a professional camera! Despite being bleeding and running!