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lesbianrey:

good job everyone

This reads like an amazing children’s alphabet book:

A is Applebee’s Neighbourhood Grill
The hostess couldn’t stop them coming in for the kill

B is for Banks, Not Online
Physical spaces are only for people with time

C is for Cereal and its grain-based ilk
The millennials drowned it in its own milk

D is for Diamonds, Not forever
They’re covered in blood and affordable never

E is for everything, lest we forget
The millennial can cast a very wide net