I can’t believe that the “Doctor vs. Doctor Who” debate actually, for real, happened in the show
What if his last name is actually Who tho. What if this is a double bluff, and we’ve been trolled the entire fuckin time.
RIVER: Doctor, one day I’m going to be someone that you trust
completely, but I can’t wait for you to find that out. So I’m going to
prove it to you. And I’m sorry. I’m really very sorry… *whispering* Dr. Who. It’s a double bluff you gigantic space troll.
DOCTOR: *teh shock*
RIVER: Are we good? Doctor, are we good?
DOCTOR: Yeah, we’re good.
RIVER: Good.