Ugh, remember that time a very popular medical drama had two gay characters in one episode, and it turned out one had a medical problem causing him to be gay, and the other was just lying and they were really both straight? And the main character insisted no one could possibly be gay and then was proven ri-

Wait. Those were asexual characters. My bad.

Wait what show is this??

House MD. 9th episode from season 8, title “Better Half.”

And a brilliant (please note sarcasm) line from this episode was: