So are you Jewish just because Jake Gyllenhaal is Jewish or…
Great question! Despite my parents and every single other member of my entire family being Jewish, I, as a small infant, decided to became a proper Jew because I, a newborn child born into a Jewish family before Jake Gyllenhaal had even starred in a movie, thought that if Jake Gyllenhaal was doing it, I must do it too. In fact, I base all my life decisions on what Jake Gyllenhaal does. At the age of 5 I decided to change my ethnicity to Swedish and English and Swiss-German because Jake is Swedish and English and Swiss-German. Also, I loved Jake’s role in the 2005 film “Brokeback Mountain”, an emotional story about two gay cowboys, and Jake’s dedication and acceptance towards the gays that I even decided to become one myself (a gay). Everything I do is based around Jake Gyllenhaal.