the hellmouth-planet
My Deep Thought on The Satan Pit is still this: if the embodiment of all evil in the universe is hanging up people’s dirty laundry about how they did genocide or will die or whatever
and the very worst thing he can find to say about you is “lol virgin”
then I think you’ve lived your life pretty damn well, don’t you?
He can’t think of a terrible thing to say about any of them! Zach is ‘scared’, as anyone would be, Ida is ‘running from daddy’ which is also not a negative, Jefferson cheated on his wife or something (maybe? Who knows) and Danny… told a lie. Which MIGHT have been a big deal, but maybe he just took the last slice of cake from the communal fridge and said he hadn’t.
Honestly ‘You guys keep slaves’ would have been a better call.