welp
in news of other, less engraging biographies
apparently Victor Hugo gave his fiancee Adele a bat
in an envelope
a live bat
this was wasn’t an attempted breakup or anything, he was using it to illustrate a poem about bats he had written
Hugo no
how did he catch a bat, stuff it into an envelope, and keep it in envelope long enough to give it to her? what happened to the poor befuddled bat after she opened the envelope?
I mean I totally believe he would do this, I just want to know how he managed it. did he buy the bat? couldn’t he have put it in a box with holes instead of an envelope?
wtf, Victor Hugo
I just made a comment about wanting to read Victor Hugo’s Batman and I had completely forgotten about this