tinyuniverseexplorer:

garnets-thunder-thighs:

skalja:

lizcoshow:

princeowl:

basketballhoopshowerhead:

im screaming at this list of sayings my dad made up??

THESE ARE SO GOOD THOUGH

these read like a list of bill’s fuck ups, followed by his ultimate demise

Done naming babies is actually pretty fantastic.

Bill needs to get his act together

bill can’t get his act together he freed his horses God are you even listening