Reblog this and tag yourself with a Stephen King trope I’m the uninspired alcoholic writer
I’m the state of Maine
I’m classic rock
I’m the strangely murderous school bullies who carry switchblades in their pockets.
I’m the murderous ghost truck.
I’m the old timer sitting in the bar, drinking shitty beer and warning city folk about the Lot.
Im the kid in your old gang who died tragically in adulthood but shows up for all your childhood flashbacks.
I’m the homosocial bond between two men who have been thru great strife
i’m the animated inanimate object
I’m the inexplicably terrifying mundane object.
I’m the awkward, regrettably explicit sex scene.
I’m the sexually deviant villain
I’m the extremely appropriate weather.
I am the corn.
I’m the fourth-wall-breaking note that literally says “HEY LOOK, IT’S A DEUS EX MACHINA” that hacks down an epic storyline’s gravitas like a cartoon chainsaw.
I’m the Stephen King cameo in the poorly-executed TV movie.
I’m the psychic vision that’s mostly an excuse to reference the Dark Tower!
I am the bearer of the Turtle.
I’m the deeply intricate world building that clearly got all the attention instead of the ending of the storyline
i’m the pile of dead women motivating a sole male protagonist
I’m a nightmarish plot the writer doesn’t remember writing
I’m the dog with the astonishingly descriptive POV narrative.
I’m Misery’s Child.
i’m the kid with psychic powers for no real reason
I’m the almost complete lack of any sexualities other than straight