Pros of living alone at a theme park:
- I can listen to music as loud as I want and no one is around to care
- There’s a pre-installed alarm system that works well
- No one gets mad if I take too long to do the dishes (except me at myself
Cons of living alone at a theme park:
- a lot of things like this exist hidden within a 50 yard radius of where I sleep
I’ve never wanted to know the story behind a post more than this one.