Crazy (but highly plausible) theory on doctor who

creepingmonsterism:

thisairlockispants:

lizawithazed:

animate-mush:

bibliophile1887:

animate-mush:

thepotatofromhell:

All of the episodes arent from the doctors perspective because all of the episodes are from the tardis’ perspective
Its always there
And we know that it is a living consciousness that can go invisble and travel in time
Meaning it can record all of everything in doctor who

That’s all but canon if not actually canon.

There’s a story arc at one point where the Doctor is put on trial, and they mention basically that the TARDIS has a blackbox recorder, which then feeds into the Matrix itself.  And then the whole court swivels around in their fancy chairs to…watch Doctor Who.  

There are occasional episodes where that doesn’t work, but by and large…yeah, pretty much.

(also don’t mind the nemesis)

So at the end of “Feast of Steven” the First Doctor is talking to the Time Lords and wishing them a Merry Christmas?

!!!!

I…

And now I’m reading it as him basically flipping them off.  I RAN AWAY AND I STILL HAVE THE STOLEN CAPSULE AND LOOKIT ALL THESE HUMANS RUNNING AROUND IN IT AND THERE’S BOOZE AND CHRISTMAS AND EVERYTHING!  SCREEWWWWWWW YOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

This is my new favourite head canon omfg

The TARDIS breaks at the beginning of Marco Polo, and the crew doesn’t fix it until the end of the serial, which is seven episodes long.

Marco Polo is missing in its entirety.

Does this mean we can blame the Time Lords’ punishment of Two for his missing episodes?