HP Goblet of Fire Headcanon: Beauxbatons was primarily a Muslim wizarding school.
(and yes I know the horses drink whisky, which is not exactly halal, sshhh)
Its was french. It s
Was so clearly french.
Literally French. …….
Because French Muslims do not exist and no Muslims ever speak French and Muslim schools don’t exist in France and if they do they must be really shitty and there are no key Muslim educators in France at all and there’s never been any history of Islamic culture and politics in the Pottermore-confirmed Pyreenes, nooooooo, it is très impossible! Astagfirrulah!
learn some fuckin’ social studies and history and current affairs, people.
oh my god france has the biggest muslim population IN EUROPE
ive been studying french for 6 years and at the oral exam i have to do at the end of the year we have to talk about an intrinsically french issue
one of the recommended issues is “the difficulties in the life of a muslim girl in france”
thats how muslim France is
I got one am all aboard this train. Gimme gimme.
Tiny Beauxbatons first years colour-coordinating their headscarves with their friends’ hair ribbons every day.
The Beauxbatons equivalent of Ravenclaws using the Protean Charm to link small crystal balls to a large mirror on the roof so everyone gets the most accurate time for iftar.
Untamed buraq live secretly in the Pyrenees and sometimes approach a particularly lucky kid.
The secretive wizarding population near Mecca and their gigantic extending basements where they accommodate every single wizard and witch on their hajj.
Wizard prayer mats that unroll themselves in the correct orientation.
Little mosaic keyrings for children and people with memory difficulties that tell you where you forgot to wash before prayer time.
I love you.