Lessons learnt from the Cursed Child:

If you are an author and have penned a story that is loved and applauded by your readers after it’s done and dusted, do not, I repeat, DO NOT go back and mess it up or allow anyone else to do it for you.

You had good sense to finish it when you did and just let it be. Don’t dig up graves.

Oh god, I don’t want to know… (I’m gonna get the book as soon as I can. Tomorrow, I was hoping.) No-one tell me.