life hack: if a nuclear bomb test is about to occur hop into a lead-lined refrigerator. You’ll get blown out of the blast zone and land over two miles away and be perfectly fine despite all the damage the fridge takes as it lands and bounces a few hundred feet further and then go on an adventure with your long-lost wannabe greaser son to find his mother and your former college buddy and keep the soviets from using an alien head to take over the world.