lizawithazed:

ahsadler:

ninjachibi12:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

things I love about this

  • someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail
  • the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail
  • “live harmless reptile”
  • her face
  • the tortoise’s face

@elektronx

that is a snapping turtle and is the exact opposite of a harmless reptile

both of these beings are having the WORST fucking day