(At the BBC Doctor Who offices)
EXEC 1: What monster should we put in our children’s TV show next?
EXEC 2: How about an eyeless zombie-like creature that flickers in and out of its own dimension?
EXEC 3: Whilst sometimes wearing the face of the last person it killed?
EXEC 2: And in its ‘normal’ form, it basically just looks like a humanoid heap of rotting, melting, ribboned flesh?
EXEC 3: With no bones, so we can it ‘the Boneless’?
EXEC 2: Ensuring that for years to come, children will see glitching, distorted, faceless zombies coming to kill them in their dreams?
EXEC 1: Perfect.