weird things that have happened in my dreams recently

  • Turns out I went to school with John Boyega (I didn’t, but I did in the dream) and then ran into him again: he was very nice and super excited about Star Wars
  • Some sort of alien spaceship tricked a bunch of people onto getting on board and sent the world into complete meltdown; Tesco would only open ONE CHECKOUT POINT for people to buy food as a result of this
  • (when I had a cold) more aliens that could only be killed by sneezing on them
  • the xscape complex in milton keynes had been turned into a disney princess castle on the inside
  • someone really hated Tom Hardy enough to make a tomhardyisproblematic.com website, I was disappointed because I like Tom Hardy