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tos-johntracy:

Dear Customer,

Thank you for choosing International Rescue as your saviour from mortal peril. So that we can continue to improve our services, we’d like you to complete a short customer feedback survey.

The rescue service I was provided was…
A) on the scene within 10 minutes.
B) on the scene between 10 minutes to two hours.
C) took over two hours to arrive.
D) N/A I called you yesterday and you haven’t even left the sodding Villa yet.

The IR rep I spoke to was…
A) compassionate, considerate and knowledgeable.
B) compassionate, considerate and knowledgeable.
C) compassionate, considerate and knowledgeable.
D) Alan Tracy.

The injuries I sustained in the incident were…
A) none or non-severe.
B) severe, but I have now recovered.
C) severe, I am still recovering.
D) I was fine until the ginger one shot me.

Thank you for taking the time to complete this survey! Have a great day,

IR x

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