make way everoyne! i’m an adult male stand up comedian, and boy oh boy have i got a few things to get off my fucking chest about selfies!
and then, you won’t BELIEVE the fucking obnoxious things I’m gonna say about disabled people, in front of disabled people. what? you’re pissed off at me? surely that cannot be, I am a Progressive White Male Stand-Up Comedian. clearly you are the problem here