the signs as obnoxious tumblr updates
aries: removing the white padding around posts
taurus: switching the position of the “post” and “close” buttons when creating a post
gemini: getting rid of block quote indents
cancer: recommended posts when you like something
leo: sponsored posts
virgo: moving the like/reblog buttons from the top of posts to the bottom
libra: changing the logo
scorpio: “non-editable” comments
sagittarius: changing the post dimensions
capricorn: getting rid of the separate “make a post” page
aquarius: making it so when you click on a persons url you don’t get taken to their actual blog but a dumb sidebar preview of their blog
pisces: moving the tumblr sidebar into an inconvenient dropdown menu
[via barackobamas]