And more:

-The first scene between Alan and the Hood is actually quite good, not least because finally it involves actual acting

-I forgot to mention that the musical score is rather good too

-The gunge and the sliding about and stuff makes the first half of this film pretty much just Thunderbirds: The Theme Park Ride! Which, er….might have even been what they were going for. (Hey, I’d love a Thunderbirds theme park ride)

-Henchperson #2 (I can’t remember his name, if he even has one) is really such a racist stereotype it disconcerts me hugely

-Is the Hood-Jeff backstory from the Thunderbirds comics? I can’t remember, but I think at least some variation of it is

-Dear god they really went all out with the Ford product placement, it’s so distracting