thediggles:

skippercifer:

enoughinthenarrative:

what the fuck is happening on doctor who

Every time I see news on DW I’m just like ‘Glad I got out of that one.’

#are you shitting me with this aRE YOU SHITTING ME,WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS TO MY ATTENTION, GOD THE NONSENSE AND FUCKERY THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LOOK AWAYWOW THANKS FOR REMINDING ME WHY I HAVE FORCED SO MUCH EMOTIONAL DISTANCE BETWEEN ME AND THIS SHOW, WHY WOULD THE DOCTOR BE WEDDED TO HIS ICONIC TOOL WHICH IS A DIRECT AND POWERFUL PIECE OF HIS CHARACTERIZATION, OH MY GOD MOFFAT SUNGLASSES???, SUNGLASSES?!?!?!?!?, DID HE SAY ‘SUNGLASSES ARE COOL’ BECAUSE YOU SO DESPERATELY WANT THEM TO BE?, GENUINELY WHAT THE FUCK THIS WOULD BE MORE LAUGHABLE IF IT WEREN’T SO GALLINGLY IDIOTIC,JESUS CHRIST HE USES A SONIC SCREWDRIVER BECAUSE IT ISN’T A WEAPON IT IS A DIRECT AND CLEAR METAPHOR FOR THE DOCTOR, AND HIS NEED TO FIX TO HELP TO ASSIST TO SUBTLY TWEAK FOR THE BETTER, AND YOU TRADED THAT FOR *SUNGLASSES* MOFFAT, FUCKING SUNGLASSES, SONIC YOUR SUNGLASSES RIGHT UP YOUR ASS JESUS, WHEN THEY’RE LODGED IN YOUR ANUS YOU’LL BE WISHING IT WAS A SONIC SCREWDRIVER INSTEAD. (via absentlyabbie)

It’s all right, it was a four-episode joke and they’re gone now.